Lt. Stitchie Wear Yu Size Lyrics

[Intro:]
Now this one coming from lt. stichie and dedicated to all di girls who wear size 10
And buy size 8 tru dem want dem foot look small
Bruk down the heal back and cut out di toe front you know what I mean hey!

[Chorus:]
Young girls wear yuh size
Young girls wear yuh size
Cause if yuh don't tek stichie advice
Girls yuh nuh would a get blind
Finomina one finomina two hey!
Girls wear yuh size
Young girls wear yuh size
Cause if yuh don't tek stichie advice
Girls yuh nuh would a get blind
Finomina one finomina two

[Verse 1:]
Now mi seh last week saturday mi buck up pon a girl
Mi tell her mi ago take her round di world now
Kiss mi neck it fly up inna head back
She waan new shoes and she waan new frock
She waan new stocking and she waan new strap
She waan new watch and bangle and hat
Kiss mi gutside she waan new handbag
Mi seh gal wha mek you waan everything that is new
Only thing I can afford is a pair a shoe
Mi give her money but di gal still a screw
Wide out her eye just like a patoo
And a screw up her face like a crush callaloo
Mi seh dry dadasah a weh you a try fi do
You waan mi thump you inna you two eyes mek it black and blue
She seh no no stitche no badda me at all
Yuh just meet mi and you waan fi mek mi bawl
Di gal foot big and di gal foot tall
She wear size 10 and she waan it look small
Go buy size 8 and when it squeeze her she a bawl

[Chorus:]
But girl wear yuh size
Young girls wear yuh size
Cause if you don't tek stichie advice
Girls yuh nuh would a get blind hey hey
Girls wear yuh size
Young girls wear yuh size
Cause if you don't tek stichie advice
Girls yuh nuh would a get blind [Verse 2:]
And so she put on her clothes and seh stichie weh we a go
Mi seh we a go a carib go sidung and watch a show
Mi step off a di bus di gal start walk slow
Mi seh darlin it seems like you walking in snow
Hear her no no stichie that's how I would love to go
Da time pain a lick her all over her toe
She squinch in her eye and start to tip toe
Hold mi finger tight like she nuh waan let go
A walk and a whine like we a dance go-go
She seh stichie mi tired mek we rest right yah so
Mi seh no no darlin we a go ova deh so
She stand up still like she never waan go
And put her two hand dem pon her kimbo
Di shoes a squeeze her from yasso to yasso
She start skin her teeth like kindney furrow
Mi seh yam, dumplin, banana, and cocoa
Dasheen and breadfruit, plantain and chocho

[Chorus:]
Young girls wear yuh size
Young girls wear yuh size
Cause if yuh don't tek mi advice
Girls yuh nuh would a get blind

[Verse 3:]
Hear mi now darlin what's di matter with you
Hear her stichie, you know mi shame fi tell yuh
Mi seh yuh nuh waan mi run come to yuh rescue
She seh mi wear size 10 and buy a size 8 shoes
Mi laugh and seh, gal yuh nuh easy at all
Born with yuh foot big and you waan it look small
In the middle of crossroads mi buss out a laugh
People gather round and everybody start laugh
She kick off di shoes everybody start laugh
And everybody laugh til dem belly bottom cramp
Gal born with di foot size of a giant
And waan her foot look small just like a ant

[Chorus:]
But gal wear yuh size
Young girls wear yuh size
Cause if yuh don't tek stichie advice
Girls yuh nuh would a get blind