Loudon Wainwright Iii Plane Too Lyrics

There was a hipster on the plane
There was a sailor, too
Big business man on the plane
Stewardess, too
I saw a movie on the plane
Grand Canyon, too
Earphone music on the plane
Time magazine, too

Airplane food was on the plane
Airplane coffee, too
Airplane booze was on the plane
Tea and milk was, too
Reclining seats were on the plane
Seatbelts, too
"No Smoking" sign was on the plane
In French and English, too
Hostess button on the plane
Ventilator, too
Vomit bag was on the plane
Oxygen, too

There was a bathroom on the plane
A flushing toilet, too
There was a mirror on the plane
Me, too