Loser Treasure Hunter Lyrics

[Chorus]
I wanna stop
And drop everything to be a treasure hunter
Tough luck
'Cause I'm probably too young and I don't even know what I'd plunder
That sucks, I haven't seen it all but I'll bet I'll do that bitch a number

[Verse 1]
We got seven seas, so f*ck Beverly
Why the f*ck would I wanna be a celebrity?
f*cked up voice and that's how everyone remembers me
That ain't the tale I wanna tell when I'm seventy
Well, that implies that I wanna live 'til I'm seventy
I'd rather die by a mercenary than Hennessy
Like grandpa, always controversial and he got shot all bad
I'd hate to see myself become a man, oh man

[Verse 2]
I'm glad I'm not a different dude
And I'm happy that I wasn't fed on silver spoons (Spoons) I mean shit, I could be making only interludes ('Ludes)
I could be a f*cking dick and even bitter too (Too)
But I'm not yeah, I just get depressed when I run out of shit to watch, yeah
It's the only time I like to feel I'm lost, yeah
Gotta love how drama kinda wanna stop it, yeah
[Chorus]
I wanna stop (Stop, stop, stop)
And drop everything to be a treasure hunter
Tough luck (Luck, luck, luck)
'Cause I'm probably too young and I don't even know what I'd plunder
That sucks, I haven't seen it all but I'll bet I'll do that bitch a number
So sit back while I burn this rubber
'Cause at heart I'm a treasure hunter!

[Outro]
I wanna stop