Liz Phair Dead Shark Lyrics

Don't be so rude
I was only trying to make conversation
Hey, don't go down, this is not going anywhere

Got a dead shark on our hands
Got a dead shark on our hands
Got a dead shark on our hands

I'm just trying to get a handle on this
I'm just trying to figure out where to stand
I'm just trying so sue me for trying

Do I just have a problem?
Or did you also think that this was hot?

I really hate talking to you on the telephone
Can't we just work it out that you come on over? Can't we just work it out that you stay here tonight?

I'm not looking over my shoulder
I'm not gazing up at the stars
I'm not thinking of five years in the future
I'm just wondering where you'll sleep tonight

Do I just have a problem?
Or did you also think that this was hot?

I'm not looking over my shoulder
I'm not gazing up at the stars
I'm not thinking of five years in the future
I'm just wondering where you'll stay tonight