Ebay 'eck Lyrics

Ebay eck

Deirdre was the name of my first wife
And she really were the true love of my life
But She ran off with my best mate jim
And I really do miss him
Cause we use go crown green bowling Tuesday nights

Around the house I still see deirdree's face
In the niknaks that she left around the place
And my hearts in disarray
So I'm flogging her stuff on e-bay
Yes Ebay eck e-bay is really ace.

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And Theres a starting bid of a quid on the bullseye tea
towel
I got 2 bids in for the ronan keeting hat
And theres 2 hours to go, on the fred dibnah photo
Yes e-bay's great for sellin all your tat.

Oh yes cocker, the postage it is free On my deirdree's Patrick swayze dvd
I feel like auctionin me hat
But until then I'll start
By sellin all her right said fred cd's

Oh believe me I am auctioning the lot
Please check out all the feedback I have got
I'm sellin chesney hawkes tall posters
An backstreet boys drinks coasters
An a bon jovi mug that changes colour when its
Hot hot hot

Chorus.

Ive sold the lot an I feel empty inside
An my true emotins can no longer hide
But I'll tell thee sumat for newt
Ive had a look in me paypal account
Theres 2 grand in there
I'm off to buy a Russian bride.

Chorus.

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