Lancashire Hotpots Dolby 5.1 Lyrics

Dolby 5.1

Well I've always been the first round here
To have the latest gadgets and the latest gear
Me tele were the biggest of them all
But the bloke who lived next door to me
He went an won the lottery
He got 5 numbers an the bloomin bonus ball

Jammy sod
he were at bingo last week an got 3 lines

well I went dead jealous cause he blew the lot
he invited us round see what he'd got
when I popped in, me jaw... it hit the floor
he had so much stuff , he made me want to vomit
it looked like he'd gone an ram raided comet
I went into his house
An this is what I saw

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He had a plasma tele an a dolby 5.1
He had a stereo that were bang & oluvson
His satalite was sky HD Every room had a PS3
An a plasma tele an a dolby 5.1

Without a word of a lie, I'm telling the truth
Even his fridge had Bluetooth
It were wi-fi this, an hard disc blueray that
He had a lobster phone an it were fab
He could watch Jeremy kyle sat on the lav
I'm surprised he didn't wi-fi up the cat

That's a bit too far to be honest !
Technology's takin over !

Well his bedroom had a projection tv
It were like....Home electronics hour on QVC
He'll buy ewt now, just because he can
I say's.... I've never seen one o them before
An he said..... don't spread it around but that's a
playstation 4
There hard to get hold of, but I know a bloke in japan

He's from the east
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