Key Of Awesome We Can't Stop Parody Lyrics

It's my money, gonna spend it on gum
It's my career, I can do a shark jump
It's my jaw, I can wire it shut
I can read Goosebumps, they're my favorite
read books!

Dead cats and dirty dishes everywhere
Hands in my pants 'cause I'm itchy there!
I just came to shame my mother
Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now.
Now, trying to be a poor man's Gaga (gaga)
Or an albino Rihanna!
Now I'm dating a French guy
Made out of French fries!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

I look just like Tweety
If he was slutty!
Gonna give my daddy
An achey breaky heart attack!
(MILEY'S DAD: Sweet nibblets!)
This is my butt!
This is my cooch!

And I won't stop, chewing my gum!
Trying really hard to be edgy
It's my middle finger to Disney!
Freaky hand chop!
Pepto Bismol!
This is my musical cry for help
Can't buy a clue with all this wealth!
No bums!

It's my booty, gonna put it on stuff
It's my booty, I can drag it on a rug!
It's my booty, I can put it on Doug
I can put it on a pug
Or all of the above!

I can try to be classy, but what for? I wanna get my face on Mount Slutmore!
Remember only God can judge ya
Unless you're busted, then a judge can
judge ya!
Trying to be sexy, but it's just sad!
Is this an American apparel add?
I'm not anorexic, just replaced breakfast
With crack!

MILEY'S DAD
Now Miley is asleep
Nobody make a peep!
Now, get up on your feet
I'm gonna show you a cool dance!
Everybody clap!
Take two steps back!
Now just latch on
To her here song!
My wife gave birth to a cash machine!
Sometimes she'll let me be in her movies!
Cha-ching!

MILEY
Get out Daddy, or else I'm gonna pound you!

MILEY'S DAD
Don't you sass me! I can still ground you!
For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-do
And I heard you were dating a French dude!
Where is he?

MILEY
Stop Daddy!

MILEY'S DAD
I'll kill, you bastard!

MILEY
Stop Daddy!

MILEY'S DAD
Die!

MILEY
He's my boyfriend!
I love him!

MILEY'S DAD
French fry guy!

MILEY
I hate you!

MILEY'S DAD
U.S.A.!
(speaks fry) Tasty!