Key Of Awesome Lady Gaga's Bored This Way Lyrics

My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
Hey hey hey
If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it's just an homage.
Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky sci fi gay pride collage
I'm running out of ideas, my dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby, I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel, So I'll beg borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws, what If I bang Santa Clause

When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away

Everyone is super gay
Gay gay gay everyday
Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays

Don't be a rainbow be a flag Don't drink the tea just lick the bag

Don't be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low
I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor
This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me because when he frowns it looks like a grin
Don't go for second best ba...
Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe I am second best.
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes