Key Of Awesome Christmas Parody Spectacular Lyrics

Key of Awesome Christmas party, everybody's here,
we're still alive
Pitbull always gets it started, Dale Dale Dale 305
Happy holidays from Sia, don't look at me look at my
weird friend
Christmas is a time for Beiber, just like Jesus
Christ, I've come again
Sia come and get your freaky friend

Seasons greetings from Rihanna, Santa better have my
money
Is the tree made out of ganja, cuz me wanna smoke da
Christmas tree
You can't have Christmas without Madonna, that would
be true in the ei-eighties
What the hell happened to Kesha?
I can't make a song contractually, you just sung a
line now pay the fee
Zayn dropped out of One Direction, but I can still
play Harry Potter
I will win the next election, and I got a crush on
my daughter I'm the Queen of 2015
You're a back-stabber with sticks for arms
You're just pissed 'cause your not trending
I'll run over you in my pink car
I got you a special Christmas card
Stop your hatin' tis the season, Christmas ain't
about the things you buy
It's about the baby yeezus, I'm the greatest baby of
all time
Christmas is about Beyonce, ohhhhh oh oh oh ohohoh
oh
All you a-holes have been naughty
Santa better pay me what you owe
Everybody's getting bags of coal

[talking]

Adele, Adele, I am everything, I cure diseases
whenever I sing
I was gone for a bit,and everything went to shit
So the world called upon me to come and fix it
Adele, you're swell, we are under your spell
I have saved Christmas by singing so well