Call Me Maybe Lyrics

We met last night at the club
you told me you were in love
came home And smooshed in the tub
and now you're in my yard
woke up and saw you were gone
you're running across my lawn
without your pants or shoes on
here comes my Saint Bernard
vodka was flowing
butt cleavage was showing
your mind I was blowing
man we were so freaking wasted

Tag you're my boyfriend my name is Carly
but all my doctors just call me crazy
I made you pop tarts with extra gravy
but I'm a call girl you have to pay me
psych I'm just kidding aren't I crazy
let's watch twelve hours of Chelsea Lately
and all the other boys try to take me tase me
The doors are locked now you can't escape me

come on let's do sex again
I wanna be more than friends
look how far my legs can bend

I'm sorry I can't stay
look I don't mean to be rude
but I don't think that we screwed

I got the pictures to prove it
hey don't look away!

you're my one and only
that's what my dog told me
but don't think you owe me
now lets sacrifice some chickens
I've got some handcuffs
feel free to spank me
but heres the safe word
it's call me maybe
hey this is my band
they seem to hate me

they don't look like they're really playing

crap that's my husband he's in the Navy
he's gonna kill you he's also crazy

I'm going to kill you cause that lady
what's going on here

he tried to rape me

when people try to rape my wife it makes me so mad
It makes me feel bad I'm gonna kick your ass
come to think of it my wife is just a guy in drag
I need a real man so call me maybe

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