Key Of Awesome Bearded Nun Lyrics

Bearded, bearded nun x3
Bearded, Gaga
You ask where I get my ideas from
I used to get them from my gay husband
but predictable is what he has become
So now I only listen to the nun
Ha-a-a-a-a Ha-a-a
That was a good one
You are comedian
I don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz, so I'm worshiping the beared nun
I know a lot of trannys, geeks, and circus freaks, but he's easily the weirdest one
I'm not sure if it's a dude, cause I've never seen it nude
Puts on lipstick with a gun
The father, son, and beared nun
Gaga, I'm home, I brought food for the knomes-are you here alone?
What the Gaga?
How the hell could you do this to me?
Get thee to a bearded nunery (?)
What are you doing home on a school day? School is closed for Kathy Griffen day
I challange you, to a weird off, of 5 rounds the loser leaves town
This is the championship, it will decide who is hip
Here's Lord Gaga's first attempt: ooh, that was nice
And now the nuns at the plate, he slaps a cat in the face, and builds a gingerbread house with his mind
Here's Lord Gaga's retort: he's putting on his cheese shorts, and then he brings out some mice
okay that's weird
Looks like the nuns on the ropes
He calls in the bearded pope
Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard, NO
I guess that means he won, but now his beard is gone, and that's where he gets his powers from
Bearded, bearded nun
I think we're done
Dear gay husband, accept my appala-gaga