Kevin Bloody Wilson Stack The Fridge Lyrics

There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invited
to
All the jet-set people there with the finest wine and
food
Sip some champagne, snort some coke and maybe swim some
in the nude
But they can stick that trendy shit 'cause that's not
me and you
A night down at the local pub is nearer what we like
Play the pinball, shoot some pool if the atmosphere is
right
But sometimes it's too crowded there or some dickhead
wants to fight
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong, we're stayin'
home tonight

Chorus
Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home
tonight
Well I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather f*ck
than fight
And we'll get smashed on piss 'n' hash and then we'll
screw all night
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying
home tonight

Verse 2
We don't need no people round for us to have some fun
To me a good night out with you means stayin' home alone
And I'd rather share my highs with you than share with
anyone
We'll drink some booze and smoke a joint and turn each
other on
Then we'll just lay down on that big old rug, then
we'll dim the lights
Stick a dirty movie on and just wait for the highs
And then we'll hump and screw and f*ck until our brains
are fried
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin'
home tonight

Chorus
Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home
tonight
Well I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather f*ck
than fight
And we'll get smashed on piss 'n' hash and then we'll
screw all night
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying
home tonight
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying
home tonight
We'll just stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're
staying home tonight