John Valby Favorite Things Lyrics

Blow jobs and hand jobs and eating clitoris
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sanding the top of my dick 'til it stings
These are a few of my favorite things

Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils Enlargening my asshole with kitchen utensils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I tell everybody I know to eat shit
And poop on my presents
And then I don't feel, I don't feel bad at all
You f*cking scumbag, f*cking Christmas shitbird
f*ck you!

When was Favorite Things released?

Favorite Things is first released in 2000 as part of John Valby's album "Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version" which includes 23 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.

Which genre is Favorite Things?

Favorite Things falls under the genre Folk.

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