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John Valby Favorite Things Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.77/10 [22 votes]Album: Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version / Original Release Date: 2000Genre: FolkSong Duration: 1 min 26 sec
Favorite Things
John Valby
John Valby
JOHN VALBY
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Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sanding the top of my dick 'til it stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils
Enlargening my asshole with kitchen utensils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I tell everybody I know to eat shit
And poop on my presents
And then I don't feel, I don't feel bad at all
You f*cking scumbag, f*cking Christmas shitbird
f*ck you!
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sanding the top of my dick 'til it stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I tell everybody I know to eat shit
And poop on my presents
And then I don't feel, I don't feel bad at all
You f*cking scumbag, f*cking Christmas shitbird
f*ck you!
Facts about Favorite Things
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Favorite Things is first released in 2000 as part of John Valby's album "Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version" which includes 23 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.
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Favorite Things falls under the genre Folk.
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Favorite Things song length is 1 minutes and 26 seconds.
When was Favorite Things released?
Favorite Things is first released in 2000 as part of John Valby's album "Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version" which includes 23 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.
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Which genre is Favorite Things?
Favorite Things falls under the genre Folk.
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How long is the song Favorite Things?
Favorite Things song length is 1 minutes and 26 seconds.
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Record Label(s): 2001 Laugh com, Inc
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