Dad Yard Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Climate change is real and I changed the climate
I killed all the plants because I f*cking like it
It's a hundred and ten degrees in January
It's a hundred and ten degrees in February
And I don't give a f*ck, I love climate change
And I don't give a f*ck about the future of Earth
I put incandescent bulbs out in my f*cking yard and then I mow 'em up and I eat the grass with the glass

[Bridge 1]
I'm gonna eat grass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat ass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat your f*cking grass
I'm gonna mow my f*cking grass
I'm gonna eat your f*cking glass
I'm gonna eat your f*cking grass
If I f*ck up my stomach, then I'll get a new stomach
I don't give a rat f*ck, I'm gonna eat your grass

[Verse 2]
Climate change is real and I'm gonna f*ck a polar bear with carbon emissions
They didn't listen
Now I'm gonna f*ck a penguin with some greenhouse gas
f*ck a little penguin in the greenhouse ass
And I don't give a f*ck
It's a hundred thirty f*cking degrees in February 'cause I changed the climate [Bridge 2]
I'm gonna eat your grass
I'm gonna eat some glass
I'm gonna eat your grass and I'm gonna mow your grass
And I'm gonna go, gonna go face down, face down

[Refrain]
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking, f*cking, f*cking, f*cking
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees

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