Hell Orbs Monster Dong Lyrics

Yeah, some people only wanna talk about length
But you gotta respect the girth
You gotta respect the circumference
That's the real size
You know what I'm talking about?
Let's go

Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo dildo dildo dildo
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo d-d-d-d-d-d-do do

Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong

Found a dildo at the bank
That's money
Found a dildo at the playground
Better take it home
Found a dildo at the store
Let's buy it
Found a dildo in my house
Let's try it

Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong

Found a dildo at the school
Let's learn
I found a dildo in the fire
You can't burn it, it's toxic
Silicone
Rubber
Made of metal
Made of glass
Stick it in your bag
For later
Yeah, it's a real tube
Yeah, comes with some new grease for you to use

Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo dildo dildo dildo Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo d-d-d-d-d-d-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo dildo dildo dildo
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo dildo-do dildo-do do
Dildo dildo dil-dil-do do dil
Dildo d-d-d-d-d-d-do do
I found a dildo
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong

It's a rubber pipe
For my rubber life
I need rubber oxygen
I need rubber other things
I found a dildo
I'm gonna take it home
Yeah, that's right
I got dildo rights

Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong
Six inch, eight inch, ten inch, f*ck a foot long
Six inch, eight inch
Got my monster dong

Got a 4 gig dildo
Got an 8 gig dildo
Got a 16 gig
I got 32 gigs
I got 64 pigs
I got a 128 feet dildo
I can't carry it on a submarine
I got 256 gigs on my dildo
I got 512 gigs
It's too big to use
This is a comical dildo