Heavy Vegetable Jackie Chan Is A Punk Rocker Lyrics

Jackie Chan He is the ruler Ultra smooth mover He makes all American Movies look like shit None of the cop out phony double Stunt man bullshit Roller Disco Sawhorse Umbrella Train Motorcycle Helicopter Breathmint Clock Can Sateboard Friend piece of pork Dogshit Chair Mall Bamboo There is no Type of king fu Jackie as not tried To do Jackie Chan Through the air flyer Punked out death defyer What else can you say? He's just the coolest I knock