Hayden Lonely Security Guard Lyrics

Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar but when you get up close you'll see he could not hurt a flea He stands there in the heat looking straight down at at his feet and with his hands and an old receipt he makes a swan so real it breathes.

Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card can make a cricket from a parking ticket can make a bird from some thrown out words But he cannot control this herd 'cause he does not look up when he should He relies on the people's good a big mistake in this neighborhood.
Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all so I grabbed the first thing I saw and walked right out the front door But he had just made a paper sword and threw me right down on the floor And everyone standing near that store witnessed a one-sided war.

Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar but when you get up close you'll see that he's no cup of tea.