Guttermouth Toilet Lyrics

now the time is here
toilet talk is what is near
in an outhouse outside my pad
my sense of smell makes me see red
my dog takes a drink
from the toilet which makes us think
toilet!!

pizza dinner i went out
20 beers scream and shout
now the moment of truth comes in
i'll fill that dog from the other end i hope that someday i will find
a giant toilet of this kind
it's drained with tile and coping and
free alva decks for my whole band
skate this thing till the break of dawn
while corky and tyler pack my bong
what's the deal you say it's gay
while chicks and jocks they think it's lame.