Guttermouth Casserole Of Life Lyrics

i gonna bake today
try a new recipe
throw out a new arpon
move over bacon here comes something meatier

the versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
the ingredients are things that you can't live without

life can only be
what you put into it
my life is my casserole
and i want to fill it with fun, fun, fun, fun

the versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
the ingredients are things that you can't live without
everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
these are the things that make my life taste good

donut, bacon, hot-dog on a stick
machine guns,gambling,hooker turning tricks
fireworks hunting, tons and tons of drugs
taxidermy

sometimes you can get burned but that's how you learn
to change your recipe
and step on up to the donut gem of life yea!

the versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
the ingredients are things that you can't live without
everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
these are the things that make my life taste good

hot tubs, cross bows, setting forest fires
styrofoam, tv, slashing all your tires
liquor, ding dong, pawing mommy's ring
unemployment

the versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
the ingredients are things that you can't live without
everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
these are the things that make my life taste good