I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss Lyrics

Hello, don't mean to interrupt your flow
But I've got something you need to know
And it's very specific so here we go
I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss

I know but if you know anywhere he goes
Or have his email or contact info
I would go very low
Because I need to meet Richard Dreyfuss

Whats his handshake like?
What does he wear?
Mmm, whats his relationship with his family?
(Questions we all wanna know)
What does he smell like?
Doesn't he care
That someone would go this hard
To try to meet Richard Dreyfuss?

I wanna see how his bald head shines
How the light reflects on his moustache
Did you ever see Mr Holland's Opus?
God Richard Dreyfuss, he f*cking crushed that

Do you have his Hulu password?
Do any of you know if he uses Uber?
Does Richard Dreyfuss live in an apartment? Is that apartment in need of a super?
Come on now
Which LA gym does Richard Dreyfuss attend?
(Sing it for me)
And what's that gym's monthly rate?
(He was in Jaws)
Will he be by the ellipticals?
Or does he hang around the free weights?
(What you talking 'bout?)
Does he shop at Whole foods?
Does he bring his own bags?
Can I buy Richard Dreyfuss some almond milk?
What kind car does he drive?
Whats his license plate number?
Do you have access to a police computer?
(Do you know a police officer?)

Okay so
There should be links in the video
So thats the place to go
If you by any chance happen to know
Any way to meet Richard Dreyfuss
I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss
I would kill you all to meet Richard Dreyfuss

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