Frank Zappa Choose Your Foot Lyrics

Choose your foot!
Mah-mah-mah
Choose your foot!
Mah-mah-mah
Uh . .

FZ: Another way to do it. Another way to do it. You guys go, "Choose your foot, mah-mah-mah, Choose your foot" [...] "Uh . . . "
?: Okay
FZ: You guys go, "Ooh!"
?: Okay
FZ: Okay
Napoleon: Now we do everything except the "Ooh."
FZ: Yeah, I'll do that by myself
Napoleon: Everything else
?: Do we do it on [...]?
Napoleon: Hah hah hah hah!
FZ: 'Cause I love to do that
Napoleon: And they already did it like it was a [...]
FZ: Tell me, Mr. Zappa, what is your message to the WORLD! Napoleon: Hah hah hah hah!
FZ: Ready?

Choose your foot!

Choose your foot!
(Mah-mah-mah)
Choose your foot!
FZ: And you know, maybe if you're lucky some guy will reach up and put his hand on the stage and you can stand on his hand and still sing it

Choose . . . hah hah . .

FZ: Beefheart did that to some kid who kept trying to get up onto the stage. He walked over and went wham! and stepped on the guy's hand. He didn't feel it; he was out. He didn't know. He just took it, put a couple of pieces of it in his pocket