Emo Side Project I Wish I Was Chad Lyrics

Chad's so cool.
He's my superhero man.
I'm going to marry him and drive off in the sky.
We'll hold hands and be homosexual friends.
Yes me and Chad, oh me and Chad.

All the ladies follow Chad holding up signs showing how
much he is rad.
I wish I was Chad.
Chad could teach me my ABC's and we'd have sex in a tree.
Yes me and Chad, oh me and Chad.

Chad's so rad he gets a song.
And I know it's not that long But Chad is cool and he's the best
I wish Chad would touch my breast.

Chads number one.
If only he could see that I love him so.
1, 2, 3, 4 go Chad go!

Chads so rad he gets a song.
And I know it's not that long
But Chad is cool and he's the best
I wish Chad would touch my breast.

Chads so cool right now.
He's dancing and milking a cow.
He's got these really cool shoes.
I wish I was Chad.