Emo Side Project Chad The Great Lyrics

Once upon a time there was a man named Chad the Great.
And Chad the Great is still alive today.
So when you see him coming your way you better leave
for the next town
Or he'll turn you gay like he did to me.

Oh, I do know what Chad did so.
And I know why the sheep couldn't sleep last night.
Why I woke down with my pants down; that's messed up.
But as long as it was Chad I guess it's fine.
It's fine.
He's fine, really fine.
He blows my mind.

Chad talked to me today.
He said "hey I'm still gay"
And I said "man, I am too."
So I tried to kiss his lips. he just kicked me in the dick
And now I'm singing a song about how Chad kicked me in
my gonads.

Oh yeah, I know what Chad did so.
And I know why your mom couldn't sleep last night.
And when he woke up his pants were down and that's
f*cked up.
And what the hell is this duck doing on my head?
Oh yeah, I guess he's fine.
I guess he's fine, really fine.
He blows my mind.

Here's the end of the song.
I know it wasn't that long,
But I hope you liked it so.
And I want you to know I'm still in love with Chad.
And now I bit you farewell as I go and dream of Chad
tonight.