Emo Side Project Abc's Lyrics

A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door
B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur!
C is for Cats, those crazy felines.
D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine.
E is for Easy just like your mom,
F is for f*cking her all night long.
G is for Goats going meh in a boats
H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's
I is for 50 Cent's In the club
J is for Jay Z, nigga, hit it up
K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best.
L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast.

[Dustin:] Hey, how's reading the new harry potter book
going? Did he die yet?
[Andrew:] Hey, how was getting caught jerking off by
your mom last night? [Dustin:] Dude, harsh.

M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey
N is for New Found Glory being sucky
O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi!
P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy
Q is for Questioning some stupid ass whore.
R is for Rolling around on the floor!
S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks
T is for Taking it up the butt.
U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain!
V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame.
W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on
X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn.
Y is for Yodeling in the sea
Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's.