Dos Gringos You've Gotta Be In The Guard Lyrics

A long, long time ago in an Air Force far away
Nobody told a fighter pilot what he could not say
He could have a smoke in the cockpit
He could get stone drunk at the bar
And I know some things had to change but we've gone too
f*cking far

Now you can't this, you can't say that
Some f*cking shoe clerk just might get upset
And I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f*ck"

They say that we've got talent
but judgment's what we lack
Like singing our songs for the colonel's wife
But we won't take it back
She said she was offended but that only made us smile
'Cause deep down we knew she loved it and she was only
in denial

Now I don't think it could get any worse You can't frieking drink and you can't frieking curse
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f*ck"

To say f*ck.
To say f*ck.
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f*ck"

Now this political correctness it must come to an end
'Cause we're in the business of killing, who gives a
f*ck if we offend
I can mow 'em down by the thousands but I can't say a
dirty word
Now that's the dumbest f*cking thing that I have ever
heard

Now I don't think it could get any worse
You can't f*cking drink and you can't f*cking curse
I just can't believe all our luck
You've gotta be in the guard to say "f*ck"