Dos Gringos The Bitch Spent All My Money Lyrics

I make a thousand extra bucks each month and you would
think with that amount
I'd have a positive number inside my checking account
How many times can one woman hit an ATM in a day
You can bet your ass that a BVR bitch slap is on it's
way

I got a story to tell to you
And man, it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money

I know when I get home you want to wear something cute
But the who the hell pays a hundred dollars for just
one bathing suit?
And how about that two hundred bucks for just one pair
of shoes?
Man I only spent fifteen dollars paying off my LPA dues

Yeah I got taken to the bank today by my own honey bunny
I've been five months TDY
and the bitch spent all my money

You know I still love you baby
but something's missing
I feel like the bitch here in a federal pound me in the
ass prison
Besides it's not going to matter when I get home
I don' care what you do
You could shave your head, grow out your leg hair and
I'd still bone the shit outta you

It's not fair, 'cause I still love you honey
I've been five months TDY and the bitch spent all my
money
Yeah don't laugh 'cause it could happen to you and man,
it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY and the bitch spent all my
money

When was The Bitch Spent All My Money released?

The Bitch Spent All My Money is first released on December 01, 2003 as part of Dos Gringos's album "Live at the Sand Trap" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.

Which genre is The Bitch Spent All My Money?

The Bitch Spent All My Money falls under the genre Comedy.

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