Dos Gringos My Wife's Vibrator Lyrics

I used to be such a happy guy
Thought things were good between my wife and I
But now I just hang my head in shame

Since the day, that I found,
The thing that turned my world upside down
Now I'll never be the same

Chorus:

Since I found my wife's vibrator
Stuffed in a Cotton Sock
(My wife's vibrator)
A perfect replica of a cock
(My wife's vibrator)
It was so big and fat
How the hell can I compete with that?
My wife's vibrator

I pick'd it up, and weight a ton
Took four "D" batteries to make it run
And the writing on the side said it's name was "slim"

Is this what it takes to feel alive?
Three f*cking gears and an overdrive
When I turned it on all the lights went dim

When I found my wife's vibrator
What is this all about? (My wife's vibrator)
The thing will knock her fillings out
(My wife's vibrator)
Don't you dare laugh
I swear to God it's gonna split her in half
My wife's vibrator

She came home earlier than planned
With me holding cockzilla in my hand
And I just stood there in a trance

She said "Well, now that you know,
is there any chance you wanna give it a go?"
I fell to the floor and I pissed my pants

When I found my wife's vibrator

I think ... they're full of shit

(My wife's vibrator)

There's no way you can make it fit

(My wife's vibrator)

Who did they model it on?
That motherf*cker's got one hell of a schlong

(My wife's vibrator)

I found my wife's vibrator
Yes I found my wife's vibrator.

When was My Wife's Vibrator released?

My Wife's Vibrator is first released on October 22, 2007 as part of Dos Gringos's album "Live At Tommy Rockers" which includes 18 tracks in total.

Which genre is My Wife's Vibrator?

My Wife's Vibrator falls under the genre Rock.

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