Detroit Grand Pubahs Dr. Bootygrabber Lyrics

Good Afternoon, would you like a drink?

Come on in

So my name is Dr. Bootygrabber, my first name is Ernest, my middle name is freaky

Now that I've told you a little bit about myself, can you tell me something about yourself?

So, thank you for coming to my office

Why don't you make yourself a little bit more comfortable, K?

Here, why don't you walk over to the table, then turn around and take off your pants

You got a nice booty, what seems to be the problem? Well, I can test that out for you

Look, why don't you just uhh, bend over, grab your ankles, and I'm going to take a few X-rays. So bend ovеr and say cheese

Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit

That's nice

Ok, evеrything here looks fine. You say you need a massage?

Ok, well, why don't you just lie up on the table here, and we'll take care of that. You sure you don't want a drink?

Ok, well I have uhh..

You know what, forget it, just have some of mine

Yeah, that's Dr. bootygrabber to you

I don't know you well enough for you to call me Ernest. Or you can call me by my middle name and my last name, which is freaky bootygrabber, that's my name

So look, why don't we just like give it the slap test, ok? See how much it jiggles after I slap on it

Yeah... that's nice, you work out at all? Cause it's nice and tight, that's right

Dr. Bootygrabber's the name. Hey, you know what my thing is, don't you? Yeah, here you want more, ok

Don't forget to tell your friends about me So let's probe into this a little bit deeper. Is that what you want? For me to probe into it a bit more deeply, ok

Ok, get on your umm.. Hands and knees, face the wall. Would you like me to turn the television on so you can watch what we're going to, I've got a camera, you know?

Somewhere on the wall, wave and smile, do you see me behind you, grabbing that booty?

How does that feel?

Does that feel good enough for you?

A little harder? Ok, you tell me when it gets a little bit too hard

Slap on it a little. Ok, if you want it that way

I'll do anything you want, cause you're paying

Dr. Bootygrabber's money

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Ok, you say you want to extend your appointment, well, I have someone else coming in around this time, and if you're comfortable enough, maybe we can all join one session together

Is that ok with you? Ok, that's more than fine with me

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Once a week is fine, yeah, thanks for stopping by. Next Friday, same time, same place, ok

I'll be here waiting

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Ok, ok, ok, ok, yeah

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