Clintons I'm Irish Lyrics

I'm Irish, I'm Irish
What more can I say
I eat my potatoes
I drink away my pain
If Shamrocks and Leprechauns
Sound ok to you
Pour me a Guinness
You can be Irish too

I'm Irish no shite?
What more can I do
I owe on me taxes
Me rents overdue
But why save me money
For a house or a tub
When there's plenty of pissing
To do down at the pub

I'm Irish, I'm Irish
What more can I say
I eat my potatoes
I drink away my pain
If Shamrocks and Leprechauns
Sound ok to you
Pour me a Guinness
You can be Irish too

Sometimes I get drinking
I say things that are dumb
Me mouth gets to flapping
But me brain it goes numb
I made a lad mad
I could tell with one glance
He'll be hitting me so hard
I'll be shitting me pants

I'm Irish, I'm Irish
What more can I say
I eat my potatoes
I drink away my pain
If Shamrocks and Leprechauns
Sound ok to you
Pour me a Guinness
You can be Irish too

There's many a difference Between the Germans and French
Germany smells nice
But France has a stench
I'll drink me a stout
With the kraut anyday
'cause the Germans are cool
And the French are all assholes

I'm Irish, I'm Irish
What more can I say
I eat my potatoes
I drink away my pain
If Shamrocks and Leprechauns
Sound ok to you
Pour me a Guinness
You can be Irish too

I met me a lass
And her hair was bright red
We drank and drank
And we ended up in bed
But when we got naked
I could clearly see
That her bush wasn't Irish (bush)
But it's good enough for me

I'm Irish, I'm Irish
What more can I say
I eat my potatoes
I drink away my pain
If Shamrocks and Leprechauns
Sound ok to you
Pour me a Guinness
You can be Irish too

I'm Irish, I'm Irish
What more can I say
I eat my potatoes
I drink away my pay
If Shamrocks and Leprechauns
Sound ok to you
Pour me a Guinness
You can be Irish toooooo