Clintons College Daze Lyrics

Four a.m., drunk again, got a final in biology at
10Stupid me, nothing's free, this degree is taking an
eternity
Test 1, test 2, didn't really study now my GPA is screwed
But I'm the king, of other things, just go and get me
loaded and I'll take one for the team
Cuz when we're pounding Jaeger schmee schmees, I'm the
one who keeps 'em down
Don't bother saving face cuz the loser always pays
and I'll be your drunken monkey clown
College daze, trying to make it through my college daze I'll return to grace, when I make it through, once I make
it through my college daze.
It's four, I'm out the door,
You can bet within the hour I'll be passed out on the
floor
Bottles here, bottles there,
A semester long collection and you know we've drank our
share
Cuz when we're bonging Jaeger schmee schmees
I'm the fool who throws 'em down
No matter what the stakes, I'll do anything it takes
And I'm used to sleeping on the ground