Brentalfloss Final Fantasy Classic Lyrics

Once again the world might fall prey to an ancient evil
Once again we're hurled into darkness and great
upheaval

Those who can enlist, let's unite and we'll fight
together
We must save the crystals or orbs or the moon—whatever.

Come, lets fly, we'll sail where the wind may take us
through that
starry sky cause apparently back then they had ships
that could do that

Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have
human features
Journey toward the thicket and steal shit from
woodland creatures

Though the villain shames us, we'll pwn all his dark
abettors
Funny how our names all contain less than seven letters Shine your light, the forces of evil can't outlast a
mage, a knight, a weird little kid and a ninja master

KEY CHANGE, MOFO!

Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains
and oceans
Don't forget to buy several buttloads of tents and
potions

Storm the villain's hideout and keep your courageous
spirit
Scream a battle cry loud enough that the bitch can hear
it

Finally, the hunter of souls shall be the hunted
Now they'll see we'll save humankind like we always
wanted
When we were little
Summer vacation
Dancing in our jammies
Cause we beat Final Fantasy
Yeah!