Blameshifters Stupid Drunk Kid Lyrics

when i saw that cars front bumper
in the middle of the street
i knew right then that i was soon a goner, gone
skipping school for drinking
do you feel as good as me?
i know you'll say "no i don't feel so well..."

is that okay?

well the driver of that bumper
had a lot to say to me
"kids these days.. when i was you're age..." buddy, man
i had to stop that tirade
so i puked right on his feet
it's time to go
so thanks for no police

is that okay?

i don't have delusions here
safe from what you call insane
happier than a business man
some stupid drunk kid