Benny Troung Used To Smoke Weed Lyrics

[Intro]
One of the the things that we do here, is we don't bullshit kids
We don't tell kids that this is some kinda utopia, that everything is gonna work out for you, that when you leave here everything is gonna be roses
We don't tell them that out there is a nice place either, 'cause it's not

[Chorus]
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

[Verse 1]
I got my med card, I got my marrite[?]
Benny Troung type, legend like Cronkite
Drunk like Burgundy -Turn into Hercules
f*ck a bitch vertically - My vertebrae hurting me
No pain, no gain - Sorry I'm a little late
Not really, f*ck you - I'll never give a h
I don't discriminate - I'm tryina get-a-laid
Went to a gangbang, got number 28
I should have come early, so I could cum early
f*ck is way too much stuffing in this turkey (Gobble)
Had to peace out, i'm not hungry
I can't get it up wit a dude right in front of me
Dysfunction, erectile
f*ck it I'ma go home and beat it like a stepchild
Or I might show up at my ex's house
With my dick out
Benny's still the best though
[Chorus]
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

[Verse 2]
I don't care if you got kids or a man
I'm one step away from living in a van
Damn, it is parked by the Walmart
Rolled over, hit the console, now my balls hurt (Urgh)
I need a job, I gotta get some cash
But they keep tellin' me I gotta take a bath I took a cold shower, I ain't pay the gas
Dollar store bodywash gave my dick a rash (Daf*ck)
Dollar store appointment made the shit worse
At the free clinic where I'm hittin' on the nurse
Like girl, i'm the BAR i make the whores get nudes
Theres a sore on my pubes (uh huh)
What form do I use? (uuh)
Girl what's your name? You're kinda cute
With my bamboo I skewer and barbecue you (Excuse me?)
You ain't gotta call security boo
Hands in my pants, standing and staring at you
[Chorus]
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

[Verse 3]
When Orlando happened, I cried for weeks yo
Cause it took top spot from Song Wei show
Asian pride, gotta be best at everything
Leaned from Charles [?] so i don't shoplift anything
A real gentleman, know how to treat a mama
You gotta rub her feet, she's a primadonna
You gotta take her out, you gotta eat banana (uuh)
I'ma go Dutch, young Issei Sagawa
Why you tryna wine and dine with a whore?
I gave her four d's and mars from vitamin stores
Can't tell if that's blood or wine on the floor
I don't ask who when where or why anymore
Getting f*cked up (what?) just to forget shit
Black out and don't remember what i did the next day
That was yesterday (huh?), my rest day
Today's a new day, try not to get arrested
[Chorus]
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed

Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
Used to smoke weed, still smoke weed
If i don't smoke weed, i get a nosebleed