Bear Quartet Fuck Your Slow Songs Lyrics

Try to get this into your head:
Guitars are dead
You are sad in all the wrong ways
Please go away

f*ck your slow songs
And while you're at it
f*ck the fast ones too
Stupid old timers
You're not doing anything new

Your criticism has been noticed
And we plead guilty to a major part
But nothing is easier or more fun Than annoying young punks
So we slowed it down
And added strings and a steel guitar
We wrote song words
About how misunderstood we are

f*ck your slow songs
And while you're at it
f*ck the fast ones too
Stupid old timers
You're not doing anything new