My Favorite Record Lyrics

Since I brought it home from the store
It's been played a million times or more
Ooh, that's my favorite record
(How much you pay for that thing?)
Nothing else can cure my ills
It gets me hot, it gives me chills
Oh, that's my favorite record
(That's what I'm talkin' about!)
Sometimes when I'm feelin' down
I get up and turn on the sound
I just like to watch it spin around
Sometimes it rocks, sometimes it swings
(Man this disc got everything!)
Oh, that's my favorite record
My favorite record's got
My favorite record's got
Ba ba ba dum
Ooh baby, sit on my face
You're the love, oh
My favorite record's got
Slide
(A-Side of B-flat, always black
My favorite aphrodisiac)
Slide on its back (That's gotta be my favorite record)
That's my favorite record
(That every time that I get weak
Just so I could score a needle)
I paid so I could score
(To stick in my favorite record)
I dig my favorite record
(When I spin my favorite plaque
All my troubles seem to sky
Itches and scratches and scratches when the needle catches Somewhere in the room)
When I spin around and round
(But every night when I come home
I crank up my gramophone)
Ah, every night when I come home
(And listen to my favorite-
listen to my favorite-
listen to my favorite-
listen to my favorite-
listen to my favorite-
listen to my favorite-
listen to my favorite-)
(Spoken)
Oh! Dammit!

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