ARROGANT WORMS

- Security Guard Lyrics

he struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure
that chicks dig a guy in uniform
grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket
the smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it
couldn't be a real cop without the mental wherewithal
so he's busting heads down at the shopping mall
security guard, mr security guard

always wanted to be authorized personnel
he can go through this door and that door as well
he's limiting the loitering and breaking up brouhahas
he controls your access to santa claus
his keys jingle jangle as they hang from his belt
for his lunch his mom dropped off a tuna melt
for security guard, mr security guard
crisis in the food court, but first he's gotta take a whiz
even though he's inside he's wearing sunglasses
sign says floor is slippery and man, it sure is
watch your step, security guard

just checked the bathrooms and the food court's secure
time to hit on the girls at the vitamin store
they might remember him as the high school football star
now he's that guy with the neon lights underneath his car
stands around with the other guards comparing flashlights
"put a quarter in that horsey kid. theres no free rides"
security guard
wash my car
put down that cigar
you're not george peppard
security guard

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Who wrote Security Guard lyrics?


Security Guard is written by Andy Thompson, Chris Patterson.
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When was Security Guard released?


It is first released in 2006 as part of Arrogant Worms's album "Beige" which includes 15 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Security Guard lyrics?


When we interpret the meaning being expressed, Arrogant Worms' Security Guard ridicules the overblown self-importance and insignificant tasks of a mall security officer, laughing and using satire to expose the ridiculousness of the guard's character and his deeds. The lyrics of the security guard deal with the social commentary, empowerment, joy, angst and reflections aspect. On the other hand, the song conveys the message of authority and power, self-importance, mundane reality and nostalgia and change among others. The lyrics have mild language and cover themes that might not be suitable for very young children, such as the physical confrontations references ('busting heads down at the shopping mall') and suggestive behavior ('he's pretty sure that chicks dig a guy in uniform'). These aspects make it a PG-13 rated movie to alert the parents about the content.
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Which genre is Security Guard?


Security Guard falls under the genre Pop.
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How long is the song Security Guard?


Security Guard song length is 3 minutes and 28 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Andy Thompson, Chris Patterson
Record Label(s): 2006 Arrogant Worms
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