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- Friends With Low Platelets Lyrics / with translationsBlame it all on my labs
These bruises and scabs
Is it normal to bleed when I floss?
I was the last one to know
What my CBC showed
Why's my stool look like BBQ sauce?
Ain't got no PCP
So I checked WebMD
And I nearly stroked out as I read
So I went online and googled others to find
This support group instead!
Now I've got friends with low platelets
Where the nosebleeds flow and prednisone chases
My bruise away…
Is my spleen okay?
Oh, I'm not big on thrombopoiesis
Think I'll skip on down to plasmapheresis
Cause I got friends…with low platelets
Now I've got friends with low platelets
Where the prednisone causes moon facies
And purple striae
Is my pee ok?
Now my spleen's big on sequestration
Gonna send it on permanent vacation
‘Cause I gotta end these low platelets
These bruises and scabs
Is it normal to bleed when I floss?
I was the last one to know
What my CBC showed
Why's my stool look like BBQ sauce?
Ain't got no PCP
So I checked WebMD
And I nearly stroked out as I read
So I went online and googled others to find
This support group instead!
Now I've got friends with low platelets
Where the nosebleeds flow and prednisone chases
Is my spleen okay?
Oh, I'm not big on thrombopoiesis
Think I'll skip on down to plasmapheresis
Cause I got friends…with low platelets
Now I've got friends with low platelets
Where the prednisone causes moon facies
And purple striae
Is my pee ok?
Now my spleen's big on sequestration
Gonna send it on permanent vacation
‘Cause I gotta end these low platelets
Facts about Friends With Low Platelets
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Friends With Low Platelets is written by Zdoggmd.
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It is first released on December 01, 2017 as part of Zdoggmd's album "Zeezus" which includes 14 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Friends With Low Platelets falls under the genre Comedy.
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Friends With Low Platelets song length is 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
Who wrote Friends With Low Platelets lyrics?
Friends With Low Platelets is written by Zdoggmd.
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When was Friends With Low Platelets released?
It is first released on December 01, 2017 as part of Zdoggmd's album "Zeezus" which includes 14 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Which genre is Friends With Low Platelets?
Friends With Low Platelets falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Friends With Low Platelets?
Friends With Low Platelets song length is 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by gsba3Songwriter(s): ZDoggMD
Record Label(s): 2017 Frontal Release Records
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