[Intro]
Oh shit, Monty, come on
Oh no, no, Monty, stop, you don't wanna-
[Chorus: Yuno Miles]
Ran off on my family so they say that I'm a family guy
Stole from my momma yesterday, I'm the family guy
Gave my brother two dollars and he an ugly nigga
Stole from my family yesterday, I'm the family thief
I'm a thief to my family and a thief in the streets
If you don't believe me, go and ask my Auntie Tiffany
I stole her car and took it and drove it to the beach
Ran off on my brother yesterday, gave him maple syrup
[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
Got down on my dad and gave that nigga tampons
Got down on my grandma and gave her a back scratcher
Got down on my great-grandma and gave her a back scratcher
Got down on my great-uncle and gave him a backscratcher
Ran off on the plug and sold that nigga a back scratcher
Gave my brother a big candy, a jawbreaker
No Ed, Edd n Eddy but we eating jawbreakers
They said it was gum but why the f*ck I ate a jawbreaker?
[Chorus: Yuno Miles]
Ran off on my family so they say that I'm a family guy
Stole from my momma yesterday, I'm the family guy
Gave my brother two dollars and he an ugly nigga
Stole from my family yesterday, I'm the family thief
I'm a thief to my family and a thief in the streets
If you don't believe me, go and ask my Auntie Tiffany
I stole her car and took it and drove it to the beach
Ran off on my brother yesterday, gave him maple syrup
[Verse 2: BRBLuhTim]
Spent good money for a seed, I ain't gon' lie, I found the seed (f*ck)
Finna lace my plug and his family tree (On God)
I just went and spent a couple dollars at FamilyTree
This ho at Dollar Tree said she wanna f*ck me (The hell?)
But I can't do that, I'm not a ho
I got high standards (On God), I'm a family man
I just f*cked my cousin girlfriend in the minivan (I f*cked her)
I'll do it ten times over again, I don't give a damn
Before I pulled my pants down, she tried to call me a mini man (Ooh)
I pulled my Timmy out, I made her ass f*cking scram
Hit her ass with my Dodge truck ‘cause all I wanna do is ram
Got it all on camera but not in 4K, in 720p
Why the f*ck you charge me 720 for a f*cking pee?
My nephew weird as hell, he pull his pants down when he pee
He brought his girlfriend to the family dinner, we was like, “Geez” (The f*ck, nigga?)
Like, Geez Louise, nigga
His girlfriend looking like Louise Griffin, nigga (Damn)
She giving me that big head like she Stewie, nigga (Damn)
How the f*ck she got a big head but a little booty, nigga? (Damn)
She saying she my JT and I'm her Lil Uzi, nigga
Oh wait, she tryna cuff me, I think she 'bout to lose me, nigga (For real)