Wurzels Don't Tell I Tell 'ee Lyrics

Never been to school, I've never been to college
Sooner be dead than stuff me 'ead with a load of
useless knowledge
I never couldn't see no point in 'istory
Cuz I weren't there, so I don't care, so don't tell I
tell 'ee!

Don't tell I tell 'ee
That's my philosophy
When folks do cuss and start to fuss
Dont tell I tell 'ee

Young Sarah Jones one day, got in the family way
Her father come with a gurt big gun, said "Ee, you'll
have to pay"
He chased I up a tree, I 'ollered "Leave I be!
I 'appen to know, t'were old Fred Snow, so don't blame
I blame 'ee!"

Dont tell I tell 'ee
That's my philosophy
When folk do swear and tear their hair
Don't tell I tell 'ee

I took a ride one night, a PC hove inside
He made it up because I've got no brakes, no bell, no
light
"I'll sling the book at 'ee" that copper said with glee I said "Sling all you like, 'tis your dad's bike, so
don't tell I tell 'ee!"

Dont tell I tell 'ee
That's my philosophy
When folks do fuss and start to cuss
Dont tell I, tell 'ee

I got a lift to town, from good old Farmer Brown
In a ten-ton truck wi' a load o' muck, and when 'e set
us down
A drink we did agree, it would be good for we
The barmaid rolled, she 'eld 'er nose, I said "Don't
smell I, smell 'ee!"

Dont tell I tell 'ee
Thats my philosophy
When folk do swear and tear their hair
Dont tell I tell 'ee

So vicar came along, 'ee said "You know 'tis wrong
You gets tight on a Friday night", I answered 'ee real
strong
"Now parson, you'll agree. The Lord created me
And I'm afraid tis 'ow I'm made, so dont tell I, tell
'ee!"

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