Words Hurt I Love People Lyrics

[Verse 1: Alaska]

I got greenhouse emissions I got Michelin stars
I got a sword like michonne and now I'm owning my scars
The gods Blades of glory on my Chaz Michael Michaels
The art is zen and maintaining motorcycles

----I was obsessed with being hard
I just ended up being difficult. A dick in that regard
Find the god at BJs eating samples by the handful
Or Driving in the X3 -bumping to hard to handle

-The black crows version -with no plastic surgeon
-By the time I'm sixty I'll look every bit of 80
By the time I'm 80 life insurance pays my ladies
Can't get lost anymore so ill explore some Navel gazing

Catch me in the backyard sharing beers with rod
Or catch my on a park bench Bose in bumping Marq spect
Shit ----Nowadays if you catch me out
--I'm likely at Home Depot and I'm fetching grout

-Or kvetching bout Cops who kill you for a loosy
So now I stay inside Watching McgGruber eating some Gruyere
More socially exhausted than I'm Socially awkward
The soul of Muddy waters with phrasing like cole porter

Gold standard old gold cold quart or can
If you need a bite to eat I suggest some au Bon pan
Im so off the grid went from awkward kid to awkward man
And now you talking U2 to me like Scott aukerman

Bridge:
They say hey why you gotta hate so much
I say I don't hate it's more disdain and disgust
I hate the feigned outrage and the way it's discussed
I hate what we've become and I hate all our stuff

Hook:
I like people, I just don't like being around them
Im old and Im crumudgenly which is suddenly arousing
I like people although most people are dicks
And I count myself among them something of a crown prince

I like people -- a thought most don't believe me
I'd just rather stay at home and be alone with my tv
I like people no seriously they're awesome
But their need for validation's irritating and exhausting

[Verse 2: Alaska]

Yo ---You wanna see performance art
--Create A fake Twitter feed and a tortured heart --And that's there's just the saucypart
--Im talking false alarms and office parks

Lost arcs and nazis off color cacophonies
And Honestly I'd rather hear as nasty as I wanna be
And me I'm just a wanna be version of ramellzee It's just simple economics now cause time is a commodity

So --- Let's open up some new markets
With One twos with numarks And binge watch a few parks
-and recs -Netflix and complicated sex
Charlie horses from intercourses Geoffrey Chaucer infinite jest

(Yeah I guess?) When Im clothed i feel so closed
I suppose i know it's ghosh but I Rarely let people close
I guess that's the cost of doing business with a caustic wit
Sort of like the office this is how we make the sausages

Hook:
I like people, I just don't like being around them
Im old and Im crumudgenly which is suddenly arousing
I like people although most people are dicks
And I count myself among them something of a crown prince

I like people -- a thought most don't believe me
I'd just rather stay at home and be alone with my tv
I like people no seriously they're awesome
But their need for validation's irritating and exhausting

[Verse 3: Red Pill]

The only time that I love people's is when I'm not around them
When they in the abstract, I get a bad rap, for hating humans
But I don't know what I'd do without em
Cause honestly they give me something to think about and laugh at

And alienating my friends is my greatest accolade
Only thing that I look forward to on a Saturday
Is falling asleep, all in my sheets
I'd rather call the police than ever call up my peeps

And really? Who the f*ck says peeps?
Only time I leave is to hit the bar that's up my street
I guess I'm kind of a judgmental Judy
Maybe it's that alcohol drug that's getting to me

Maybe I'm getting old and getting boring
But I'm sick of telling friends “you already told that story”
To all my folks I propose a toast for em
I don't hate people, just most of them