Whyte Mtn. Newlyweds Lyrics

[Intro]
We're gonna have some fun with this one, ha
Let's get it!

[Verse 1]
Skin's brown but the name is Whyte, macadamia
Young prince from the Incas, next throne Portlandia
She the next princess? Double-check criteria
Love undefined, double-check Wikipedia
Fast forward, not dying to get married but I
Met this bomb ass blonde at a wedding, ugh
One of five bridesmaids
Many flavors to choose from, but so badly do I want this taste
Trips overseas, but do you see a trip to my place?
Skip the one-liners, looked at her beautiful face
Exchanged names, made eye-contact with hazel pendants
With strong charisma, humor, and independence
I'm struggling just to finish a sentence
But I must overcome this if I wanna earn your permission
To what? To take your hand in your matrimony
Just kidding, but the dance floor sure looks empty
And I know I shouldn't be making promises
But when this song ends, you'll be thirsty for more than a Long Island
Woah!

[Bridge]
Just back up one minute
You really are the product of great genetics
And I know what you're thinking, ha
Could we test the hotel for its acoustics? [Verse 2]
Is it rude to leave before the newlyweds?
Maybe we should stick around for the cake instead
And possibly the boquet can be thrown your way
No guarantee with the flowers, but you have me today
Immediately in the backseat of this yellow taxi
Gently kissing and caressing up the maxi
Paid the meter, then front desk at the Marriott
No chariot, but down the hallway lemme carry ya
Girl this is the shakedown, so shimmy shimmy
I'll pull a Michael with this glove, oh jimmy jimmy
Biting deep into the pit of this passionate fruit
Honey dew, rendezvous to Bed Bath & Beyond with you
Morning do, followed by dialing room service
Aspirin, coffee, sausage, and eggs for breakfast
Need back my energy, gonna fly out this afternoon
Or cancel that and book ourselves an early honeymoon
Brussels for waffles, island hop around Helsinki
Carnival in Barcelona or shop in New York City
Spontaneous, yes
Quite contagious, this
Thrill of a moment with a genuine woman
At this point, I'm just lost for words
Because you deserve the best and now the best is yours

Yeah, you deserve the best and now the best is yours