Whitlams I Make Hamburgers Lyrics

My first customer was Megan
she came in for a hamburger with the lot
no meat
"Hey that's a salad roll i said"
and we started going out
My second customer was Susan
she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
each day
I said "You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?"
I said "I'll bring Gringo
he's got a lot of money
and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beers
they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top
and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you telling you"
My third customer was Maria
she came in for hot chips and sauce
"more sauce" she said
"hey now you're talking"
she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandy
she came in for nothing i could see
except me
So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
I make hamburgers I get all the girls
and i take 'em out to dinner
and i give 'em all a whirl
If they work i keep 'em
if they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
like you