Whipping Boy Pat The Almighty Lyrics

Oh here he comes you'd better watch your step, Pat the
Almighty
Pat looks at you from the corner of his eye
Like he's really interested in the person deep inside
A natural curiosity, an attention seekin' atrocity
He likes his music indie and his hair bleached like the
sand
Bleached like the sand

Oh here he comes you'd better watch your step, Pat the
Almighty
Oh here he comes you'd better wash your hands, Pat the
Almighty
Pat sips his drink from the corner of his eye
He's a real smooth operator, an eco-friendly guy
He used to be a Marxist but now he's found a band
And he thinks that he's a heathen (hedon) but in fact
he loves his hat
He loves his hat

The kid's a f*cking star he should be wearing gold
lamé
There'll be nothing left for no-one at the end of the
day
The kid's a f*cking star he should learn to move and
sway
If he'd only stay in tune we could all be on our way

Oh here he comes you'd better watch your step, Pat the
Almighty
Oh here he comes you'd better watch your chords, Pat
the Almighty
Pat moves in circles that keep on going round He's a carousel without a tune, the best ride in town
Pat taps when he's drinking, especially when he's
thinking
He believes in getting in there, he's a king of all the
facts
Of all the facts

The kid's a f*cking star he should be wearing gold
lamé
There'll be nothing left for no-one at the end of the
day
The kid's a f*cking star he should learn to move and
sway
If he'd only stay in tune we could be all on our way

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Was jukebox in the bedroom, Coke machine in the hall
And a rake of rare guitars hanging on the wall
Golddust in the bathroom, platinum on the door
A pocket calculator keeping tabs on it all

The kid's a f*cking star he should be wearing gold
lamé (golden egg)
There'll be nothing left for no-one at the end of the
day
The kid's a f*cking star he should learn to move and
sway
If he'd only stay in tune we could be all on our way

Oh here he comes you'd better wash your hands, Pat the
Almighty
Oh here he comes you'd better watch your step, Pat the
Almighty