Wheeler Walker Jr. Small Town Saturday Night Lyrics

Saw a girl at the bar, shit she's looking fine
She told me her husband's waiting in the bathroom line
I asked her “how long, you think, to drain his dick?”
And “does it give me enough time to give your p*ssy a lick?”

Well, she turned me down so I called my buddy Nate
He picked me up in his truck and I noticed he was huffing paint
So I grabbed the paint, inhaled, and I felt alright
Just another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to f*ck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get p*ssy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night
High on paint, me and Nate done hit the road
Looking for a couple of squirrels so we can drop our loads
Drove around for hours no beat in sight
Just another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night Drinking and smoking and looking for something to f*ck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get p*ssy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night

Well we didn't get laid so we headed home drunk as f*ck
Jacking each other's dicks in Nate's pickup truck
Blew our loads, slapped five, and we felt all right
Another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to f*ck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get p*ssy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night
Yeah-hey

Just another old fashioned f*cking small town Saturday night