Wheeler Walker Jr. Fuck This Job Lyrics

[Intro]
— Hey Wheeler, you're late again!
— Good, this f*ckin' job sucked a f*ckin' dick anyway

[Verse 1]
This nine to five can suck my cock
I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock
Monday through Friday is a hassle
Everybody here is an asshole
Today's the day I grow some balls
Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall
Blowin' my load in the sink
And tell 'em what I really think
[Chorus]
f*ck this job, f*ck you boss
f*ck your profit and f*ck your loss
f*ck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, f*ck you
This whole company can slob my knob
f*ck all y'all, f*ck this job

[Verse 2]
Without me here this place is screwed
Y'all don't know half the shit I do
You should've understood from the get go
I ought've be runnin' this shithole
P.S. I pissed in the coffee pot
Took a big dump in the parking lot
Hid a dildo in thе drawer Kiss my ass, I'm out the door

[Chorus]
f*ck this job, f*ck you boss
f*ck your profit and f*ck your loss
f*ck you Linda at the front dеsk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, f*ck you
This whole company can slob my knob
f*ck all y'all, f*ck this job
[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I'm off to chase my dreams
Crush more p*ssy than you've ever seen
I guess what I really mean

[Chorus]
Is f*ck this job, f*ck you boss
f*ck your profit and f*ck your loss
f*ck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, f*ck you
This whole company can slob my knob
f*ck all y'all, f*ck this job
f*ck this job, f*ck you boss
f*ck your profit and f*ck your loss
f*ck you Linda at the front desk too (What?)
Guy in the mailroom, f*ck you
This whole company can slob my knob
f*ck all y'all, f*ck this job
f*ck all y'all, f*ck this job