Wendy Ho Poop Noodle Lyrics

Please don't f*ck me in the ass tonight,
That Popeye's Fried Chicken ain't sittin right.
And please don't try to stick it in all quick,
Or you'll end up with some shit on yo dick.
Don't try to sway me by puttin on that Aretha.
Or you'll end up with poop in yo urethra.
I ain't gonna do it because it hurts!
I ain't gonna do it, got the Hershey squirts!
Dingleberries all in yo balls,
You want poop noodle?
I'm gonna give it to you!
Wo-oh wahow ohwoahwoahaho!

You want some butt sex, you want up in it!
But not tonight in my anus!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it,
But it feels like I'm gonna shit on yo dick!

Please don't drive down my Hershey Highway
I just drank some Maalox now you actin gay
And please stop fingering my brown eyed butthole
Unless you wanna end up with a stanky tootsie roll Our love used to be never ending, just like a story
I'm sorry but this ain't no hole of glory!
I got a perfect p*ssy what more do you need?
You nasty muthaf*cka want my butthole to bleed!
Anal fissures and some corn on yo nuts
You want poop noodle?
Which is poop comin out yo peehole after you f*ck a butt that has shit in it! Ah!

You want some butt sex, you want up in it
But not tonight in my anus!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I'm gonna shit on yo dick!

P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E
What's that spell, y'all?
P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E
It's more like what's that smell, y'all?

You want some butt sex, you want up in it
But not tonight in my anus!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I'm gonna shit on yo dick, son.