[Verse 1]
Band's on time, everything's fine
Moe's eating chicken but what about mine?
Been a little while since I tried to get laid
Waiting in the bed while Paul gets paid
Someone's got gas and it's starting to smell
It's a bad day in Brownsville, cold day in Hell
[Verse 2]
Gotta get up, quarter past ten
Six hundred miles, gonna do it again
Ten cups of coffee and a chicken-fried steak
Stop for a piss outside of Salt Lake
Kids at the gate are starting to yell
It's a bad day in Brownsville, cold day in Hell
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Met a little girl, said her name was Anna
Trying to get back to her home in Louisiana
Took off her shirt, never had a clue
Gave HIV to the whole damn crew
Onto the Waffle House and the motel
It's a bad day in Brownsville, cold day in Hell
[Verse 4]
Who's on the bus, who's on the bus?
Can't be smoking that chronic if you ain't want a bust
Paulie's up front twisting up Moe
Drumer's in the back passed out on the floor
Puked up blood, don't feel so well
It's a bad day in Brownsville, cold day in Hell
[Outro]
Hell yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah
Shit, that's tight