Fucking Best Song Ever Lyrics

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drinks:
My name is _____ and I'm a alcoholic
Not for real, but what else do you call
this
Find me in the clubby
Going duper dumby
Borrowing your money

In the bathroom flask full of iced tea
College grad chick straddling me
I think that she want me
To get up in her tummy
That's why they call me "Gutsy"
And I be like "check my spanish"

Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
I shoot tequila from Costa Rica
I gotta tell ya (I gotta tell ya)

Best friends, you are my f*cking best
friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, f*cking best song everrr

It's only midnight, chicks like "Heels
off!"
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog
Skittles, Stoli, no juice
And rolypoly produce
That's why they call me "Whoa, dude"
"Slow-slow, dude" "Your roll, dude"

Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
Margaritas and microwave pizzas
I gotta tell ya (I gotta tell ya)

Best friends, you are my f*cking best
friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin this song
This song, f*cking best song everrr

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