Waitresses Pussy Strut Lyrics

Sideways is called horizontal
Up & down -- vertical
Criss-cross along the diagonal
There's movement in 3 dimensions
This is very scientific
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Say yawl if you mean skidding
Say pitch -- tipping
Say roll -- spinning
I'll never understand it
I don't understand it
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Demonstrate how certain random movement
can be plotted on a straight line
If you know an object's special properties, well, that can be observed
Now factor in the range of variation
as a function on a curve

With watts we rate the power
With volts -- pressure
With amps -- quantity
Can't you be more specific
Can't you get more specific
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The 1st law is strict on motion
The 2nd law is strict on resting
The 3rd law -- proportion
Can't you be more specific
No I can't get more specific
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