Vargskelethor Skeleton Boomer Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'll click on the internet content so bad it makes me sweat
Load up the modem get ready to nut
Its another night where I can't spell butt
Go on Google to find my fix
Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits?
I don't know how operate an internet browser
I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers

[Pre-Chorus 1]
'Cause I don't know how to turn off caps lock
Now my desktop is full of cock
[Chorus]
I'm a skeleton boomer, I download everything
Skeleton boomer, dumb enough to usе Bing
I'm a skeleton boomer, I'll microwavе my phone
I'm a skeleton boomer, 'cause I'm bad to the bone

[Verse 2]
I cannot figure out technology
I'm downloading viruses constantly
Facebook is my source of facts
My memes have a million artifacts

[Pre-Chorus 2]
My phone is exploding with bloatware
Filled with a million programs
And I don't have a single care

[Chorus]
I'm a skeleton boomer, I download everything Skeleton boomer, dumb enough to use Bing
I'm a skeleton boomer, I'll microwave my phone
Skeleton boomer, 'cause I'm bad to the bone

[Verse 3]
I simply just don't give a damn
Now I'll fall for another email scam
I deleted all the icons, I'll buy another computer
Now I'm off on my flame decal scooter
Internet Explorer for life, wow I really hate my wife
[Bridge]
I'm a thousand-year old but I refuse to learn
For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn
Caps lock in the YouTube comment field
Now to install another computer virus shield

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
I'm a skeleton boomer, I download everything
Skeleton boomer, dumb enough to use Bing
I'm a skeleton boomer, I'll microwave my phone
Skeleton boomer, 'cause I'm bad to the bone

[Outro]
The computer is on fire
The mouse is in the frier
I'm pouring sand into my printer
I think chips are for dinner
I'm the skeleton boomer
Bud light presents